Monday, March 05, 2007

Cultural monday monkey

Husband here......

That's the first day of the week over with and here in New Jersey the brass monkey's balls have been falling off....or at least they will tonight.

Now for everyone out there who is wondering what on earth I am talking about this means it will be extremely cold. But what I hear you ask does it have to do with monkey balls and why are they made of brass????????

Ahhhh the subtle joys of Wobbly arrow's language indeed...

I must admit that I thought this had to do with cannon balls, brass, monkeys and cold but according to Wikipedia I am sadly mistaken.....still it will be a balmy -10F tomorrow with the wind chill or -23C. It's March for goodness sake, I don't know about brass monkeys but its cold enough to freeze the balls off me.......and lets not forget the db's.

Anyway after a weekend of doom and gloom I will make some predictions. Manchester Utd will win the Premiership but only just, Chavski will win the FA Cup to add to the Carling cup and thats all, Lille are a bunch of winging french fries and should be smothered in mayonnaise, Fenerbahce will not win the SuperLig but I have no idea who will.....any suggestions (and for those in Ankara, I mean realistic suggestions.....)

In addition I predict Cem Deda will learn to tie hi show laces and stop having his mother buy underwear for him before the end of the season.

Enough enough I hear you cry...........

6 comments:

Oz Kanka said...

Realistic suggestions? That's the only sort we know.

So looking at the table, Gencler are eight points off the lead with 11 matches left to be played (including two easy matches against Galatasaray and Besiktas).

Will we make it. I doubt it, but by God you will the cheering over there in the US if we do.

Gulay said...

well anything, almost anything is better than the championship ending up in Kadikoy!!!!

Eski Kanka Jim said...

Agree with Gulay (as always ?!).

Realistic suggestions ? That's the only sort we know.

So looking at the table, ANKARAGUCU are only 16 points off the lead with 11 matches left to be played (including 3 easy matches against CimBom, Besiktas and Fener...spit...bahce).

Will we make it ? I am sure we will so stand by for the cheering WHEN we do !!!

Oz Kanka said...

Scary news, my sister-in-law has just phoned saying she has given birth to a girl and named her Rose. The scary news is that instead of saying "congratulations" I actually gulped as a vision of a little Gulay entered my brain.

I really ought to drink more.

Eski Kanka Jim said...

I'm up for it !!

Where are we meeting, when are we meeting and who's buying ??!!!

Oh yes, and by the way, congratulations and welcome to the world Gul !!

Gulay said...

well congratulations and may I modestly say what a fine name your sister in law has chosen......